February 2012
The worst pain for a girl is when she smiles, just...
The worst pain for a girl is when she smiles, just...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
If you really loved your girl,
xdw94xd:
You would actually prove it to her. She wouldn’t question it or have to wonder if what you tell her is true. She would already know that you do because of the way you treat her. You would show her how much you care about her and how much she means to you. You would put her before anything and if you really loved her, you would never leave her side and stay by her through thick and...
Don't wait for her to leave to make you realize...
When I like someone I,
whoslifeskyle:
Take risks for them.
Keep trying to get there attention.
Text them first.
Flirt with them a lot.
Make an effort to see them as much as possible.
Keep it one hunnit with them.
Trip over them even if they’re not even mine yet.
Get jealous when other people try to holla
I really fucking love potatoes.
bloggingbeluga:
wibblywobblyat221bpigfarts:
thecuteniceguy:
Honestly, look at these versatile mother fuckers.
They can be
Hot
Cold
Healthy
Unhealthy
Simple
Fancy
Eaten on the go
Ugh. Potato appreciation post.
the irish in me wants me to reblog this
Fuck the Irish in me, the food lover in me tops that. POTATOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I’d love potatoes even if I...
I love late night talks.
What I mean is real conversations, that last for hours and hours that is ongoing until you both fall asleep. Usually, one person gets sleepy before the other and starts talking non-sense. hahaha, then I just love making fun of the other person. Yeah, I just love them. You talk about your day, what stressed you out, or just cute people you saw today. It just feels good to have a legit...
I usually act like everythings okay.
The doors to my thoughts.: 49 Day honesty... →
whoslifeskyle:
Your ex texted you and wanted you back. Would you take him/her back?
Has anyone told you “forever and ever” then left?
Your relationship status?
Where did you meet your crush(es)?
Have you ever lost a close friend?
Do you smoke weed regularly?
Think back to the beginning of 2011. Are you still dating the same person?
Would you parents be mad if you were...
